What the **** do you want to say?

We are all swearing. All of the time. But... obvious swearing is not always funny, clever or appropriate.
Aho needs the hassle of people looking down their noses at us?
Why don't these people just **** off and mind their own business.

Part of the language

Swearing is part of the English language and it's here to stay. The hassle is not needed. And to be honest, writing a massive, obvious, well known swear word on a tee shirt is not very subtle.

So, the solution is here, wear one of these tee shirts. You can glide through life knowing what you want to say, but not totally showing it. You will know what you want to say, you will know what it means and you will know who you are saying it too. Anyone who sees your t-shirt can f*** off because they will either not get it, or won't be able to moan. Visually bleeping out the swear words. like they have been doing on TV for years. We know what the bleep is. The F-word, the C-word etc.

Wear your t-shirt with pride and immunity from the f***ing idiots.

Forgotten swearwords

There are the obvious swearwords that we all know and love. You know, the ones we hear all the time, the ones we use all the time. In fact there's a list of them all... Every British swearword ranked in order of offensiveness.

But did you know that there are loads of forgotten swearwords? Just have a look on our blog, we have listed a few of them. We will be adding more and more as time goes by.

Swearword Definitions, Meanings, Memes, Songs etc.

Not every swearword has an obvious definition. Some of the older forgotten swearwords are so obscure that very few people know what they mean or where they come from.

So with this in mind, eash time we find a swearword that we like, we will post its definition. We will do a little bit of research and find out what it means. If we find anything else of interest, like its use in popular culture or a song with the word in the title, then we will add this to the page too.

Have a look!

Other ******tees

If you prefer odd to rude, try ODDITEES - Click here to see some odd tee shirts
If you prefer quotes to profanities, try QUOTEES - Click here to see some quotation tee shirts
If you are stressed, try ANXIETEES - Click here to see some Anxiety and Stress tee shirts
If you wear a teeshirt at work, try ACTIVITEES - Click here to see some work tee shirts
If you prefer pork scratchings to swearing, try HAIRY BAR SNACKS - Click here to see some pork scratching tee shirts
If you prefer pickled eggs to swearing, try EGG PUB - Click here to see some pickled egg tee shirts