The definition of the word: Jizzmonger Jizzmonger is a noun. It means someone who is a semen drinking wanker. Know your bawbag from your wazzock. Read more here… Article: 18 Very Sweary British Words You Need To Use Right Now
Arfarfan’arf – I’m popping out for a quick half
Arfarfan’arf Arfarfan’arf is a Victorian term for a drunkard. A term for someone who drinks too much. Not just drunk, like a happy drunk, but a bit too drunk. A bit more than they can cope with. Visibly more drunk than you may expect. “He’s a bit arf’arf’an’arf” means someone who has had too many…
The Fuckening Tee Shirts
The Fuckening Tee Shirts Well, due to the popularity of our Fuckening page, we thought it would be rude not to make a few tee shirts and hoodies for all of you Fuckening fans out there on the interweb. As with all of our tee shirts, we make a design and let the nice people…
The rudest London Underground station names are…
The rudest underground station names are… When I read the original title of the article referred to below, I thought to myself, ‘God, are there that many rude station names?’. I thought I knew them all and there aren’t that many rude ones. Maybe the writers of the article are including some DLR or overground…
Ricky Gervais says “thank f*** it’s over”
Ricky Gervais says “thank f*** it’s over” After his recent appearance as the host for the 2019 Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais tells his twitter followers: “I had a blast but thank f*** it’s over.” – But Ricky didn’t need to use the asterisks. https://twitter.com/rickygervais/ Thank f*** it’s over tweet: https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1214242222578622465 Read More from the Source:…
There Is A Crisis In British Swearing
There Is A Crisis In British Swearing Just when you thought cockwomble, pisstrumpet and shitgibbon had died, they’re launching a comeback There’s a growing crisis of swearing in this country. After centuries during which everyone was happy to call each other bastards, pricks and wankers, there’s a renewed enthusiasm for faux-archaic compound insults. ‘Cockwomble‘ is…
Gary Lineker tweets F**k Off
Gary Lineker tweets F**K Off After Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) tweeted: “Brendan Rodgers is my pick to take over from Unai Emery at Arsenal – he’ll let youth flourish”, Leicester Crisp Monster Gary Lineker had a simple two-word tweet as a reply, whilst still keeping within the boundaries of not swearing on social media, he said…
The End of the F***ing World
The End of the F***ing World Oh no! It’s the End of the F***ing World (as we know it). UK Channel 4 have made a drama series. But as so often happens, they soon realised that it’s not always appropriate, acceptable, possible to add the actual F***ing swear word in the title! The End of…
Warning: Swear Nerds Are Taking Over The Internet
Warning: Swear Nerds Are Taking Over The Internet. Swearwords, these days, aren’t just more common than ever. They are also more colourful. A quick warning: there will be a lot of strong language ahead. Douchnozzle, shitgibbon, cockwaffle — these unique swears are created by taking a common profanity and pairing it with an unlikely noun.…
Rantallion – Definition and more
Who knew! Of all the words we see, of all the words we have never seen, surely rantallion must be one of the strangest words. To find it necessary to define such a thing with a single word seems like a frivolous use of time to me. But maybe I have no idea what I’m…