What are Mickey Drips?
‘Mickey Drips’ is mentioned in the UK TV series King Gary, Series 2 on the BBC.
‘Mickey Drips’ are the final few drips of urine that emerge from a man’s penis after he has finished urinating. However, these drips must also soak into (be absorbed by) the man’s trousers and be visible.
Mickey drips can easily be fixed.
#1 If you are at home, simply use a hairdryer to dry the fabric.
#2 If you are in a public toilet, simply use the hand dryer to dry the fabric.
Dryers are not always available or practical. Not all public toilets have hot air hand dryers. You may be at a friend’s house where the noise of a dryer may cause the other people in the house to question why you were using the dryer.
If hair/hand dryers are not available then the Mickey Drips need to be disguised.
#3 This can be achieved by lightly splashing water around the Mickey Drips. Wash your hands and flick a few drips of clean water around the Mickey Drips. a few further down the leg is a good idea too as this can look more convincing.
*note* Don’t go mad, just a few extra drips will do. You want them all to dry as soon as possible.
Don’t forget that upon your return from the bathroom, back to the other people you are with, you MUST make the following standard explanatory statement, “Cor, that hot tap in the bathroom is a bit violent!“, then look down at your groin to join the cause to the effect. This will easily convince a few people that you don’t have a leaky penis. Those who don’t believe you would have been the first to notice the original Mickey Drips, so nothing lost there.
Shaking is not always enough
As Gary says, “I don’t get Mickey Drips because I shake my willy”. But this is not always enough. A quick dab with toilet paper, to the end of the penis before putting it away, can add an extra level of security.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p09kw6j0/king-gary-series-2-episode-6
