This would be a person WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK BY SHOUTING. That’s all we’re going to say ABOUT THAT! http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Klazomaniac
Fopdoodle
A fopdoodle is someone of little significance. So if you’re letting someone get on your nerves that really shouldn’t have the power, remember that they’re just a fopdoodle. Then carry on. http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Fopdoodle
Bedswerver
Shakespeare coined this one to describe an adulterer. BBC America thinks this would make a great band name, and they are totally on the mark. You’re at the show, the lights go down, and suddenly through the swirling fog and darkness you hear “Good evening Cincinnati, how ya doing? We…are…Bedswerver!” http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Bedswerver
Zounderkite
This is a Victorian word meaning idiot. This is an appropriate example with a contemporary angle, spoken with some irritation while driving on the highway: “That zounderkite just cut me off!” http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Zounderkite
Zooterkins
The website Matador Network says this is “a 17th century variant of ‘zounds’ which was an expression of surprise or indignation.” It’s less of an insult and more of something to yell after someone has insulted you…but of course, you can follow up with some other great words of your own. http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Zooterkins
Whiffle-Whaffle
This is someone who wastes a lot of time. You could easily make the case that a scobblelotcher is also a whiffle-whaffle, correct? Or would that be a … whiffle-whaffler? http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Whiffle-Whaffle
Scobblelotcher
Mental Floss notes this word is “probably derived from ‘scopperloit,’ an old English dialect word for a vacation or a break from work.” A scobberlotcher is someone who avoids hard work like it’s their job. The next time you catch someone dozing off at their desk, hit ’em with this one. http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Scobblelotcher
Stampcrab
Someone that’s clumsy and heavy of foot would be considered a stampcrab. It sounds like a good band name, doesn’t it? More of those coming up, so scroll on. http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Stampcrab
Snoutband
A snoutband is someone who always interrupts a conversation to correct or contradict the person speaking. Every social group has a snoutband, who thinks they know everything. They probably don’t know the meaning of this word, though. At least, not yet. http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Snoutband
Gnashnab
Gnashnab is an 18th century northern English word, meaning someone who just complains all the time. Contemporary synonyms include nitpicker, moaner and grumbler. It’s just as true now as it was back then—no one likes a gnashnab. http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back#Gnashnab