The definition of the word: Spunktrumpet

Spunktrumpet is a noun.

It is a slang word for ‘penis’, and someone who is an absolute wanker.

Spunk is a slang term for semen.
A trumpet is the most obvious of all the brass instruments. Putting your pursed lips up to the end of the mouthpiece, ready to give it a good hard blow. If the trumpet explodes whilst the lips are pursed around the end, the ‘blower’s’ cheeks may puff out as the mouth fills with semen. This looks somewhat like the puffed out cheeks of the musician playing the trumpet.
The trumpet that produces semen with such force is known a spunktrumpet.

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spunktrumpet definition - Spunktrumpet - Definition

Spunktrumpet is a noun.
It is a slang word for ‘penis’, and someone who is an absolute wanker.