The definition of the word: Cock Womble / Cockwomble

Cock Womble is a noun.
It means – someone who is a useless, bumbling fuckwit.

Reddit also adds: The person is incompetent or inept; a person of little tact; a person with considerable overconfidence in their abilities, or lacks self-awareness.

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CockWomble – The Band

There is a band called Cockwomble. They are a punk band from Brighton, England.

Web: http://www.cockwombleband.com/
Shop: https://cockwomble.bigcartel.com/
twitter: https://twitter.com/cockwombleband
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/cockwombleband/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cockwombleband/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3WANm7Y8sYZqvWs3oYVeLf
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXUC-rRHGm-Lz3lyazDsGQg

CockWomble – The Song

There is a son called Cockwomble. It’s by a band called the Bar Steward Sons Of Val Doonican. ​Hailing from Barnsley Rock City in t’North, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are on a mission! Determined to follow in their spiritual father’s immortal footsteps and keep his legacy alive, they have a talent for Bar-Stewardizing other famous people’s songs with new comedy lyrics. Instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish choice of knitwear.

Web: https://www.thebarstewardsons.com/

Get your hands on some Profanitees Cock Womble merchandise

We are now building a small shop section with some swearword merchandise. Cock Womble is featured, so take a look at what you can get your hands on, you might just like what you see. Even if you don’t, it’s still funny to imagine walking down the King’s Road wearing one of these tee shirts!

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wiktionary entry:https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cockwomble

Cock Womble FAQs

What type of word is CockWomble?

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Cock Womble is a noun

What does CockWomble mean?

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Cock Womble means someone who is a useless, bumbling fuckwit

Is there a band called CockWomble?

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Yes, there is. They are from Brighton England

Is there a song called CockWomble?

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Yes, it's performed by the comedy band called the Bar Steward Sons Of Val Doonican

Cock Womble / Fuck Womble

The terms Cock Womble and Fuck Womble should not be confused. We already know what Cock Womble means, but not Fuck Womble.
If we break the phrase into its two parts, Fuck and Womble and then try to define the two, this will go part of the way to explaining the term.

Fuck: To have sex
Womble: Fictional creatures who collect and recycle rubbish – and for this, we shall focus on the collecting aspect.

A Fuck Womble is someone who has sex with many people as if they are collecting the experiences.

The urban dictionary goes further and states that the sex is ‘accidental’ and the person is in a committed relationship, as if the word ‘Womble’ also means stupid or naive.

The Wombles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles
Fuck Womble definition: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fuckwomble.

Other References for Cock Womble

Cock Womble seems to be one of the standout star swearwords of the recent resurgence of old and forgotten swearwords. A lot of these have been referred to on the internet and written about, so here are a few more articles for you to peruse. They each seem to have taken a slightly different take on the subject!

There Is A Crisis In British Swearing
https://www.esquire.com/uk/life/a22747750/cockwomble-there-is-a-crisis-in-british-swearing/
Nippy, palaver and cockwomble: Greatest words in English?
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/10/16/nippy_palaver_cockwomble_english_language/
LINGUISTS HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING “SHIT GIBBON.” I ARGUE IT’S NOT ENTIRELY ABOUT GIBBONS.
https://www.languagejones.com/blog-1/2017/2/9/linguists-have-been-discussing-shit-gibbon-i-argue-its-not-entirely-about-gibbons
How Twitter Ruined Swearing
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/qkmpyx/how-twitter-ruined-swearing